A Quickie For Cøckcaged Cowboys

Yee-haw, America! Hyena-Man will never die! But nothing lasts forever. Not even the neverending end of the fucking world.

The dolphin-p*ssy of the firmament contracts and lakes of bubblegum-c*m boil in a vast crater at the end of history. Hyena-Man, feral and insane, spends his undying days locked in a endless cycle of Wile E. Coyote c*m-denial with the only other living being on earth: the Ωstrich. At the neverending end of the fucking world, what is there to do but beat off the blues and kill that stupid fucking bird once and for all?

A QUICKIE FOR C*CKCAGED COWBOYS is a furry weird-horror Looney Tomb full of slapstick smut and existential despair.

Collects the original short story,
HARD TIMES AT THE APOSTLE RANCH
and the opening chapters of the upcoming book,
HARD TIMES AT THE APROSTATE CRATER.